Monday, 3 October 2011
There Was a Wee Lass Named Kate
Whose palette knife made her irate.
The harder she tried,
The more that she sighed,
So she flung the knife in the bin; stomped her foot really hard on the ground; threw a tantrum that was more impressive than all three of her children combined could ever hope to achieve; and decided that it would be quite some time before she used such a tortuous implement again. She then ate half a chocolate cake in an attempt to assuage her battered artistic soul.*
*It wasn't quite that extreme in reality - I didn't eat the cake. Mainly because it was getting late and I couldn't be bothered baking one. I had to settle for a bowl full of stuffed olives instead. They don't sound quite as impressive or soul-satisfying as cake though, do they? Nevermind.
Thanks for stopping by. I'll see you 'round with a hopefully more successful artwork later this week. :-)